What is this – 2002? Is this from your Hot or Not profile? Make Out Club? Face The Jury perhaps? However, these boxy, blurry shots of yours are complimenting your lacklustre facial expressions quite well I must say. And your complexion looks pretty on point there too – whose wouldn’t given the winning combination of low resolution and minimal lighting? The only light that is radiating in your pictures is that of your computer screen, most probably taken on a break after you completed your 23rd straight hour of a World Of Warcraft game. But wait! If one blurry, low lit picture of you wasn’t causing me to swoon enough – there’s 5 more of these gems to complete the collection, each one slightly more different than the last. It’s like I’m back in the fourth grade, bright red crayon in hand, trying to complete a “spot the differences” exercise between two similar cartoon scenes. Oh, I see what you’ve done there! Classic case of the cocking-the-head-a-quarter-of-an-inch-to-the-right-while-in-mid-blink-move to show the ladies of the internet a completely different side of you from your previous still. Nailed it brother! I feel that if I print these pictures out individually and flip through them at a fast enough speed I’ll be able to see you move, animation styles. The fun never ends! But really, what gives? We’re days short of inventing the rocket car and you seemingly can’t post a picture of yourself with more than a 64 x 64 resolution? And the worst is that the majority of this kind claims to work in the IT field. Shouldn’t you be all up on the latest and greatest of this crap? I can see from your (although hazy) surroundings behind you that you don’t exactly live under a rock so it’s time to step up your pixelated game, my boy! And while you’re at it, maybe throw up a smile there as well so you don’t look like you just murdered a family of cats.
Red Flag: Your pictures are a series of dark, grainy webcam shots
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