My Bad: I give you the link to my blog before we meet up

So we may have been swapping some bad online dating stories or maybe we were discussing just how ridiculous some of our competition appears to be on these sites and rather than re-typing out my experiences with the circus that is online dating to share with you, I simply present you with the URL to my blog. At the moment, I figure this is a great way to “bond” over laughing at the expense of others as well as a chance to promote my little piece of the double-ya double-ya double-ya. Seemingly, my ramblings must have piqued some interest as you suggest to meet up sometime in the near future. I’m thinking that everything is going to be super awesome and relaxed until I realise that you appear to be on edge the entire time, repeatedly asking if your every move will be turned into a blog entry. It’s all you can think about and now I kind of actually do want to write about you but feel I can’t because you’ll see it in a matter of seconds after I hit publish. When all of this is said and done, your sweaty, paranoid self is probably going to go and make some sweet, sweet love to the refresh button to see if I have posted any new material and if you’re featured in it. Looks like these loose e-lips of mine are sinking some ships, for reals. Then there are the times where I’ll have kept the blog a secret only to have it slip out of my mouth while in person in order to make more room for my foot that I seemingly can’t stop myself from shoving in there. Like clock work, you get all shifty-eyed and ask “Have you written about ME?”. You’ll go home, read it’s entirety and then likely never contact me again for whatever reason that I don’t really care about. Let’s be honest here, I’m pretty certain that half of my reader base is a collection of internet boys who are constantly checking back here just to see if I’ve written about them yet. So let this be a formal shout out to all ya’ll who I’ve let the cat out of the bag to. The jig is up – Here’s your GD mention.

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