Oh yeeeah boi! Pop it like it’s hot! Pop it like it’s hot! Looks like your shirt went a little overboard at the skin buffet there and swallowed your head too instead of sticking strictly to your core and upper extremities. It’s like you stole the collar off Dracula’s cape, slapped it on a t-shirt and now are in rip-roaring shape to hit the town. I’m shocked when I see that your profession reads “business man” and not “scientist” because that thing is most definitely defying the laws of gravity there sir. And what business are you a “business man” for exactly? The starch business perhaps? Because I feel that is the only way that that thing has a chance of staying up right – they probably cut you a real slick deal, amirite? Does it take some precision ironing skills to make it stay like this or is there a piece of cardboard sewn in there somewhere to keep the vertical wonder alive? You must take a limo to the clubs because you can just forget about driving with that thing blocking your peripheral view, right? In any event, I don’t really get the purpose of a popped collar – Can someone enlighten me here please? Perhaps it’s to strategically frame your perfected chin strap? Hide unsightly neck hickeys? Guard against dirt getting on yo’ shoulder? I’m thoroughly mind boggled! Help me out!
